You see, this Fendi bag, they call it “Mama Baguette,” or something like that. Heard it from them young folks talkin’. They say it’s a good one, made with that fancy calf hair. I don’t know ’bout all that, but it looks kinda nice, I guess.
They come in brown, mostly. That’s what I seen. Some got spots on ’em, like them leopards. And some plain, just brown. That brown one, kinda like the color of old Bessie, our cow, back in the day. This Fendi calf hair, it feels soft, I reckon. Not like that rough burlap sack we use for potatoes. This is smoother, more like a kitty’s fur.
Now, this ain’t no feed sack, mind you. This here’s a Fendi Mama Baguette Brown Bag, they call it. Got a strap, you can put it on your shoulder. Looks like it could hold a good bit, maybe some knitting, or a couple of apples, you know?
- This Fendi Baguette got a flap, goes right over the top.
- Keeps things from fallin’ out, I suppose.
- And some shiny metal bits on the handle.
- Makes it look all fancy and such.
Heard them city girls say it’s “vintage.” Means old, but in a good way, I think. Like that old quilt my mama made. Still good, even though it’s got some years on it. And they say this here Fendi bag, the older ones are worth a lot. Don’t know why, but hey, that’s what they say. If you got one hold on to it, can be some good money. Like win the lottery or something.
They say these Fendi bags are made in Italy. Far away place, that is. Must be special, comin’ from so far. They got a number inside, too. Like a secret code. Keeps track of ’em, I guess. Don’t know why, but it seems important to them rich folks.
Now, these bags, they ain’t cheap. Heard them talkin’ ’bout how much they cost. More than a month’s worth of groceries, that’s for sure! Maybe even more than we paid for our old truck! Crazy, ain’t it? But they say it’s worth it. They talk about brand, like it’s some kind of special cow or somethin’. And materials, they say it’s good stuff, that calf hair.
They got all these fancy words for it. “Marketing,” they call it. And “limited availability.” Means there ain’t many of ’em, I reckon. Like them blue eggs Martha’s hen used to lay. Rare, so they cost more. And then, there are the profits for that Fendi. They must be making a good amount of money on these bags. A lot more, I think.
But you know what? If a girl wants one, and she’s got the money, well, who am I to judge? It’s her money. Maybe it makes her happy, like a new dress or a good pie. And they do look kinda nice, I gotta admit. This Fendi Mama Baguette bag, it’s somethin’ different, alright.
They say it goes with anything. Wear it with your Sunday best, or just your everyday clothes. That is “Versatile” I think. And it never goes outta style, like that old song your grandpa used to sing. Always good, no matter what. That is “timeless” I heard. So if you have this Fendi brown bag, it can be a good one.
I seen some girls carryin’ ’em around. Looks kinda funny, seein’ such a fancy bag in our little town. But hey, to each their own, right? They love this Fendi calf hair Mama Baguette brown bag. If it makes ’em feel good, then that’s all that matters. Just like me and my old sun hat. Might not look like much to some folks, but it keeps the sun outta my eyes, and that’s all I need.
So, this Fendi Mama Bag, it’s a mystery to me, really. But people sure do love ’em. They talk about getting a quote, to find out the price. Maybe if I win the lottery, I’ll get me one of them Fendi calf hair bags. Just to see what all the fuss is about. Until then, I’ll just stick to my old purse. It does the job just fine.