Well, let me tell ya ’bout these fancy watches, the kind them city folks wear. They call ’em “High imitation Rolex Submariner Green Specialty Stores” watches. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? But from what I gather, it’s about lookin’ like ya got a whole lotta money, even if ya don’t.
Now, I ain’t never seen one of these watches up close, but I hear tell they’re awful popular. They got all sorts of different kinds, ya know? Submariner, GMT Master, Daytona, Deepsea… sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. But them city folks, they know what it all means. They even got these “limited edition” ones, which I guess means there ain’t too many of ’em around.
- Submariner
- GMT Master
- Daytona
- Deepsea
These stores that sell these watches, they make a big fuss about how good their watches look. They say they’re the perfect mix of “style” and “functionality.” Style, I guess, is lookin’ good. Functionality? Well, I reckon that means they tell ya the time, but I bet my old rooster does a better job of that!
Seems like there’s a lot of fakes out there too. Scammers, they are! They put up all these pretty pictures of these Submariners and Daytonas, tryin’ to trick folks into buyin’ somethin’ that ain’t real. They say ya gotta look real close to tell the difference. They talk about checkin’ for little marks and logos, like a tiny crown thingy etched on the glass at the bottom. Who’d even think to look there?
And the insides, they’re different too. A real Rolex, they say, has somethin’ called a “Rolex calibre 3135” tickin’ away inside. The fake ones, they got somethin’ else, a “fake ETA 2824” or somethin’. Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me, but I guess it matters to them fancy folks. It’s like tryin’ to tell the difference between a real hen and a fake one, I reckon. You just gotta know what to look for.
This whole business of tellin’ a real one from a fake one seems awful complicated. They say it’s a “daunting task” in a world full of “imitation timepieces.” Big words, but I get the gist of it. It’s hard to know what’s what these days.
Now they say you can’t just walk in and buy one of these fancy watches. You gotta wait. Wait, wait, wait! Like waitin’ for the crops to grow, only longer. They say you might have to wait six months, maybe even a whole year, just to get your hands on one of them Submariner watches. Seems like a whole lotta fuss over somethin’ that just tells ya the time.
And then there’s the serial number, another thing they talk about. It’s supposed to be in a certain spot on the watch, either on the “rehaut” – whatever that is – or behind the bracelet thingy. And it’s gotta be put there just right, or it ain’t the real deal. Seems like a lot of trouble to go to just to tell time.
I tell ya, these city folks and their fancy watches. They spend a fortune on somethin’ that looks like somethin’ else, and then they gotta spend even more time and effort makin’ sure they didn’t get tricked. Back in my day, a watch was a watch. It told ya the time, and that was that. But I guess times change, and folks find new ways to spend their money.
If you gonna buy one of these high imitation Rolex Submariner watches, be careful! Don’t get swindled. And if ya ask me, a good ol’ rooster is just as good at tellin’ time, and a whole lot cheaper too.
So that’s the story on these “High imitation Rolex Submariner Green Specialty Stores” watches, as best as I can tell it. It’s a whole different world from mine, that’s for sure. But hey, to each their own, I always say. If they wanna spend their money on fancy watches, that’s their business. Me? I’ll stick with my rooster and the sun.
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