I tell you what, that Rolex, it’s a fancy thing, ain’t it? This here, we talking about the Rolex GMT-Master II, that’s the one. And this one, it’s for the lefties, you know, the ones who wear their watch on the right hand. They call it the “Left-Handed” one. My grandson, he’s a lefty, always doing things backward, bless his heart.
This Rolex GMT-Master II, it’s a classic, they say. Been around for a good while. It is real shiny and has many colors. It is real pertty. My old man, he used to have a watch, not a fancy one like this, but it told time just the same. But that don’t make it a high imitation Rolex.
What’s so special about this Rolex?
Well, they say it’s got something called a “GMT” function. Now, I don’t rightly know what that means, but it sounds important. It has two colors. It has numbers all the way round. Must be for them folks who travel a lot, jumping from one place to another.
- This GMT thing
- It’s for lefties
- It’s a classic Rolex style
This here Rolex GMT-Master II Left-Handed, it’s made for them left-handed folks. My grandson, he’d probably like one of these, but Lord knows they cost a pretty penny. You could probably buy a whole herd of cows for the price of one of these watches! They call it the “Southpaw”. That’s a funny name. But it is a classic Rolex!
They got other watches, too, you know. Not just Rolex. There’s one called “Tudor,” and another one called “Tissot.” They ain’t as fancy, but they get the job done. My neighbor, she’s got a “Tissot,” and it seems to work just fine. It tells the time and everything. But it ain’t no Rolex, that’s for sure.
That Rolex Submariner thing
Now, they got another Rolex, called the “Submariner.” They say it’s for diving. Diving! Can you imagine? Going way down deep in the water with that thing on your wrist. I wouldn’t trust no watch down there. Water and watches, they don’t mix, you know. This one, they say it can go down real deep, 100 meters! That’s a long way down. More than a well, less than the ocean. I wouldn’t go that far, not even for a high imitation Rolex!
This Submariner, it’s been around since 1953, they say. That’s a long time. Longer than I been married to my old man, and that’s saying something. It was the first one that could go that deep, they claim. The first waterproof one. It is a classic Rolex!
- Submariner is for diving
- It can go 100 meters deep.
- Been around since 1953
This old Rolex GMT in gold
Then there’s this other one, a Rolex GMT Master II, made of gold. Yellow gold, they call it. Now, that’s fancy. Real fancy. I seen a gold tooth once, but a whole watch made of gold? That’s something else. This one, they don’t make it no more. They call it “discontinued.” Like them old songs on the radio, they just don’t play them no more. But people still want them, these gold Rolex watches. It must be that classic Rolex charm.
You gotta be careful, though. Lots of fakes out there. People trying to pass off a cheap watch as a real Rolex. They say you can tell by the hands, how they’re stacked. Like a cord of wood, but with them little watch hands. The hour hand, the GMT hand, the minute hand, they all gotta be in a certain order. If they ain’t, it’s a fake. You don’t want no fake Rolex, no sir. Especially not a fake high imitation Rolex. Then you really been fooled!
- Rolex GMT Master II in gold
- Yellow gold, real fancy
- They don’t make it no more
How to spot a fake Rolex
I heard tell there’s ways to spot a fake Rolex. One way is to look at them little hands on the watch face. They gotta be stacked just right. Like stacking firewood, you gotta put the big pieces on the bottom. On a real Rolex, the hour hand is on the bottom, then the GMT hand, then the minute hand on top. If they ain’t stacked like that, it’s a fake, sure as rain. And it ain’t no high imitation Rolex, neither.
This Rolex GMT-Master II, the Left-Handed one, it’s a real beauty. But it’s a lot of money. More money than I’ve seen in a long time. You could buy a lot of things with that kind of money. But if you got your heart set on a classic Rolex, I reckon this is a good one. Just make sure it’s a real one, and not some cheap knock-off. You don’t want to be fooled, especially when you’re spending that much money. You don’t want to be caught with a fake high imitation Rolex, that’s for sure.
Well, that’s all I know about this Rolex watch. It is pertty. It’s a lot to remember, ain’t it? But I reckon if you’re gonna buy one of these fancy things, you best know what you’re getting into. It’s a classic Rolex, that’s for sure. And this Left-Handed one, well, that’s just something special, ain’t it? Just remember what I said about them fakes. You don’t want no fake Rolex, no sir. Not even a high imitation Rolex.
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