Well, let me tell you, I seen a thing or two in my day. But these newfangled Yves Saint Laurent YSL JUNE BOX BAG, they’re somethin’ else. I hear all the young folks talkin’ ’bout ’em, how they gotta have ’em. They say it’s the latest thing from them fancy specialty stores.
They call it the JUNE BOX BAG. Sounds like a box you’d put your knick-knacks in, if you ask me. But they say it’s a purse, a fancy one. Made from lambskin, whatever that is. Must be soft, like a little lamb. They quilt it up real nice, like your grandma’s old blankets, but they say it’s all modern and stylish.
They got all these fancy words for it too. “Monogram,” they say. Sounds like somethin’ you’d get at the doctor’s. And “Saint Laurent,” that’s a mouthful. But I guess that’s the fella who makes ’em. Must be some big shot, to have a name like that.
- They say it’s cheaper in Europe, of all places.
- Some folks save up their pennies to get one.
- Some folks is going to Paris to get one.
They say if you go all the way over to Europe, you can get ’em cheaper. Like them fancy perfumes they sell down at the department store. They say them bags is cheaper there, some kind of 20% off, maybe, they said. I don’t know about all that, but it sure sounds like a deal to me. And something about taxes, but I don’t rightly understand that part. Some folks save up their pennies to get one, that much I know. And some folks is going to Paris to get one.
This YSL JUNE BOX BAG, it comes in black, mostly. That’s what I seen. Black’s a good color, goes with everything. But they got other kinds too, I hear. Fancy ones, with all sorts of patterns and colors. They say it’s a “collectible”, like them old plates my sister used to hang on the wall.
Now, these young folks, they carry these bags everywhere. To the grocery store, to the picture show, even to church! I reckon it makes ’em feel fancy. Like they’re some kind of movie star, walkin’ around with their Saint Laurent bag. They say it’s an “investment.” Like plantin’ seeds and watchin’ ’em grow, but with a purse instead of a garden.
They got a flap on the front, that’s what they call it. A flap. Like the flap on an old envelope. Keeps your things safe, I suppose. And they got a strap, so you can sling it over your shoulder. Keeps your hands free for carryin’ your groceries or shakin’ hands with the preacher.
- You can buy it online too.
- They have all the collection.
- Bags, shoes and clothes they have.
I seen ’em online too, these YSL bags. They got a whole store on the computer now. You can just click a button and they send it right to your house. Ain’t that somethin’? They got all kinds of things on there. Not just bags, but shoes and clothes too. All from that Saint Laurent fella.
They say if you ain’t happy with it, you can send it back. “Product returns,” they call it. Like takin’ back a jar of pickles that ain’t quite right. But with a fancy YSL bag instead. I reckon that’s good, in case you change your mind or it don’t fit just right.
This YSL JUNE BOX BAG, it’s a real head-scratcher, ain’t it? All this fuss over a little black bag. But I guess that’s the way of the world these days. Folks like their fancy things. Makes ’em feel good, I suppose. Like wearin’ your Sunday best every day of the week.
I seen a bright one, too. All colorful, like a rainbow. They put it on a silk bag, with all them fancy stitches. They call it “Carr Rive Gauche.” Don’t know what that means, but it sure is pretty. They say it’s at Bloomingdale’s. That’s another one of them fancy specialty stores, I reckon.
Some folks, they just like to look at ’em. Like lookin’ at a pretty picture in a magazine. They say it’s “pleasing to the eye.” I guess that’s true. They are kinda nice to look at, all shiny and new.
They got other bags too, not just the JUNE BOX BAG. They got a big one, they call it the “Shopping Bag.” I reckon you could fit a whole week’s worth of groceries in that one. They sell it at a place called Saks Fifth Avenue. Sounds like a fancy street in New York City.
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about these YSL JUNE BOX BAG and them specialty stores. It’s a whole different world out there, ain’t it? But I guess there’s somethin’ for everyone. Even an old lady like me can appreciate a pretty bag, even if I don’t rightly understand all the fuss.
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