That Rolex, you know, the one all them rich folks wear, the two-tone, black one, Submariner they call it. It’s a real looker, that one is. Cost ya a pretty penny, I reckon. But there’s them high imitation ones, look just like it, you can get. Same shine, same black color, same everything. Hard to tell ’em apart, I tell ya!
My grandson, he’s always on that internet thing, he showed me. Says you can get one looks just like that Rolex Submariner for way less money. He’s a good boy, always lookin’ out for his old grandma. He knows I like shiny things. This high imitation Rolex, it’s got that same look, that classic style.
Now, I seen some watches in my time. That old Timex my husband used to wear, bless his soul, it kept on tickin’ no matter what. But this here Rolex Submariner, it’s somethin’ else. It’s got that weight to it, feels real solid on your wrist. And that black face, with them shiny bits, it just catches your eye. This high imitation, it’s got all that too.
They got other ones too, not just this two-tone black Submariner. He showed me a whole bunch. But this one, it’s my favorite. Reminds me of that fella on the TV, always wearin’ a fancy watch. Probably a real Rolex, that one. But this high imitation, it’s close enough for me. Who’s gonna know the difference, anyway? Not these old eyes!
That Casio one, he showed me that too. Called it a Casio Duro or somethin’. Said it was cheap. Black face on that one too. It was alright, I guess. But it ain’t no Rolex, even if it is a high imitation. This one, the two-tone black Submariner, that’s the one got my eye.
- Shiny like a new penny.
- Black as coal, that face is.
- Got that two-tone thing goin’ on.
- Looks just like the real Rolex.
- Cheaper, that’s the best part!
He said somethin’ ’bout another one, a Seiko. Called it a “Sea Urchin” or somethin’. Said it looked like the Submariner too, that classic style, you know. Black dial, he said, and that black ring around it, the bezel, he called it. Sounded fancy. Probably costs more than that Casio Duro. But I still like this high imitation two-tone black Submariner better.
I told him, “Boy, if you gonna get your old grandma a watch, you get me that high imitation Rolex, the two-tone black Submariner one.” He just laughed. He knows I’m just foolin’ around. Maybe. I wouldn’t say no to it, though. It sure is a pretty thing. And they say them high imitation ones, they keep time just as good as the real ones. It’s that classic style, see, they want to get it all right.
I remember back in the day, we didn’t have all these fancy watches. Just a plain old watch, told you the time, that was it. Now they got all these doohickeys and whatchamacallits. But this Rolex Submariner, even the fake one, it’s got that simple look, that classic style. Just tells you the time, but it does it with style. That two-tone, that black, it’s just somethin’ special.
That Seiko Sea Urchin, it is black just like the Submariner. But I don’t know. Maybe it is good. But this one, it just looks richer, you know? Like somethin’ a movie star would wear. Or that fella on the TV with the fancy car. He always got a nice watch. Probably a real one, though. Not a high imitation like this one.
I reckon, if you want somethin’ that looks real nice, but you ain’t got a pile of money, these high imitation ones are the way to go. And that two-tone black Submariner, that’s the best of the bunch. You can wear that anywhere, I bet. To church, to the market, even to that fancy restaurant down the road. Nobody’d know it wasn’t real. Except you, of course. And me, ’cause I told ya!
- High imitation Rolex is the way to go, if you ask me.
- That two-tone black Submariner is real pretty.
- Casio Duro, it’s okay, but not like the Rolex.
- Seiko Sea Urchin is also black, look like Submariner.
- Save your money, get the fake one, it is the smart way.
So if you see me walkin’ around, and you see that shiny watch on my wrist, that two-tone black one, you just wink at me. You’ll know it’s that high imitation Rolex Submariner. And I’ll know you read my story. And we’ll both know it’s a real good lookin’ watch, even if it didn’t cost a fortune. Because that’s the thing about that classic style – it never goes out of fashion, no matter what is real or not.
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